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What
is the meaning of life? If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to
hear it, does it make a sound? Who, who wrote the book of love? There are a lot
of frequently asked questions that we just aren't smart enough to answer. But
here are some that we can :
Q: Why is the spelling of
Amateurazzi so damn hard??
A: Due to ongoing conflicts in the world, our
nation's capital has decided to cut back on spending for public education. This
has resulted in diminished hiring of qualified educators which has, in return,
contributed to the spelling problems in our country. Also, media such as text
messages, IMs, and emails have further deteriorated the grammar and structure
of the English language. This could lead to a breakdown in communication the
world over and quite possibly the end of western civilization as we know it.
We at
Amateurazzi know that you, the glorious citizens of the world, will be up for
the spelling challenge. Plus, it's kind of a catchy name.
Q: My Uncle Rob played 3rd
Flute in the Topeka Marching Band. Does he count as a celebrity?
A: Although the flute is one of the
trickier wind instruments, unfortunately nobody outside your uncle's circle of
trust really cares about him. Still, Amateurazzi leaves it up to the community
to decide who is considered a celebrity. In other words, if you don't
think anybody other than your mother cares about your photo, it may not be the
best material for the site, and villagers may come knocking on your door rather
quickly for your lack of consideration.
Q: I live in Scranton, PA, and the
closest thing we ever get to a celebrity sighting is the Philly Fanatic mascot
at the baseball game. Does this qualify?
A: Yes! Any recognizable figure,
live-action or a costumed man with a funny beak, is great material for
Amateurazzi.com. Keep in mind that you can contribute in other ways too! Local
news anchors, pro or college sports stars, musicians that play your town, etc.
You may have more opportunities to snap a photo than you realize!
Q: I went to high school with Cameron
Diaz, but even then she wouldn't look my way, let alone pose for a photo. I do
have her yearbook picture though, does this count?
A: Totally! Every celebrity
comes from somewhere. In fact, did you know that Katie Holmes was born in
Toledo, Ohio? I bet someone out there has some great Pre-Dawson's
Creek/Scientology photos. Yearbook photos are always a hoot, so load ‘em up.
Q: Who owns the rights to my photos,
you or me?
A: 100% you! We are just a way for you
to share your photos with the world. Amateurazzi retains no rights to your
photos, except for possible marketing use and publicity purposes.
Q: I saw a
doctored/vulgar/stolen/downright nasty photo on your site. How do I let you
know?
A: We all enjoy a little airbrushed
internet porn on occasion, but Amateurazzi is not the place for such content.
We are a family friendly site and we reserve the right to take down any photo
we deem inappropriate or anything that doesn't adhere to our terms of use. If
you see anything questionable, please click on the report link on the photo
detail page. We count on the Amateurazzi community to keep the site free of
slanderous, profane, fake, or stolen images.
Q: I have a picture of Humphrey Bogart
from the 30s. Is that okay to post?
A: Yes, Nana, and congrats for your
advanced internet use- 90 is the new 60 after all. But seriously, no photos are
too old. And we could all use a little old Hollywood glamour injected into our
daily lives. Play it again, Sam.
Q: Help! Someone took the photo
I posted on Amateurazzi and put it on their own website!
A: Ok, take a deep breath and relax.
Better? Okay now. Amateurazzi allows other websites to post your photos on their
sites as long as they link back to the original post on our site. If you
have found they did not do so, please contact us immediately and we will send
out the dogs. Or at the very least, ask them to stop.
Q: I have a 666 next to my user name,
am I going to hell?
A: Maybe, but that's not up to
us to decide. The number by your name reflects the number of photos you have
posted. And if you have posted over 600 photos- straight to the pearly gates
for you in our books!
Q: Help! I forgot my
username/password! Also, have you seen my car keys?
A: Look in the refrigerator, second
shelf behind the ketchup. As for your user name/password., click the "I
forgot my user name/password link" on the login page.
Q: I'm kind of a loner. What are
the advantages to becoming a member of Amateurazzi?
A:
#1- We're
really cool and we don't bite.
#2 When
you join the Amateurazzi community, you will be able to upload photos, maintain
a list of favorite posts, vote on contests, rate photos, leave comments, and be
a part of something bigger than yourself.
#3 What
else have you got going on anyway?
Q: I'm a big important executive
business man guy in an expensive suit. How do I advertise on Amateurazzi.com?
A: We'd love to take your money. For
Advertising info, click here.
Q: OMG! Like, I totally love your
site- you're super awesome! But I still have questions! What do I do?!?!
Xoxo, your
BFF 4eva- Becky
A: Thanks Becky, we heart you too.
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