#2     You may be a stellar urologist, but please refrain from doctoring while on our site. In English- don't paste Carmen Elektra's head on your Aunt Mildred's "Athletic" Body!

#3     How many fu@#*ng times do we have to tell you we don't want profane/vulgar s*it on our site! No dirty pictures, no foul language, and if you don't like it, you can kiss our lawyer's sweet a*&s.

#4     There's A-List, B-List, C-List and then there's Pauly Shore. Use your best judgment when deciding whether your celebrity is really a celebrity. Chances are, if you are the only one who has heard if them, the photo isn't going to be a huge homepage hit.